Tuesday 17 December 2013

Ants, Ministers and Exhausts


16th December

 

So the rains have really started. It has rained every day. Some just a dribble but yesterday wow! We had thunder and lightning for a good half an hour before hand and then the heavens opened. We stood out on our khonde and watched a torrent of brown water run past, occasionally shouting at the neighbours who were standing on their khonde watching it run past! (Khonde is African for veranda).

All the roads are strewn with rubbish and mud and rocks that have been washed into the roads.

Friday was a busy day as well. One of the departments in the beehive family, Tailoring and Fashion, has finished the course that they run and as such all the students were graduating. It is a massively important day for the students so they had a visiting dignitary. This year it was the Minister for Labour. As a department head I was invited to join the contingent.
 
 
She seemed very nice dressed in a lovely pink sequined dress. Not to be out done by Dave, Barrack and the bird from Denmark, the children centre manager and I attempted a selfie with her in the background. Our stealth was ruined somewhat by our receptionist who yelled ‘SELFIE’ from the other end of the corridor. That and the fact that by the time we got sorted the minister was half way down the corridor.

On the wildlife front we are being plagued each night by flying ants. They swarm the lights in black winged clouds of doom. Well there are a lot of them anyhow. And as our front door doesn’t quite shut properly we have to put a towel down to stop the march of the ants underneath. In the morning the only evidence of the night’s activities are the hundreds of wings that are lying around. Weird!

 

Jimbeckerzoid – we have named the car Jimbeckerzoid because it is our version of the Chichewa word for hope – as in we hope it will survive 12 months so we can sell it. But this month it’s had a bit of a rough time. So first we had a puncture, I have changed the tyre but need to get the spare fixed now. Then the stone chip in the window – Autoglass haven’t made it out here yet – has started to grow across the windscreen then today on the way back from town I went over a large speed bump and heard a big clunk and scrap. Yep the exhaust just fell off. What was more annoying was the three Malawians who dived under the car to help pull it off – a job I could well manage myself – and then expect money for their inconvenience! Luckily I know a man with a welding rig and a workshop so tomorrow my metal work foreman has a very important job of fixing my car!

 

In Christmas news we have booked our accommodation. So on the 23rd we leave Blantyre to drive north to the town of Dedza, famed for the potteries (if it’s like Stoke I’ll be gutted!). We stay there three nights over Christmas with day trips to Lilongwe for slap up Christmas lunch, there is some really old rock art near there and a bay that is quite nice. Then onto Mua Mission which is an old Catholic Mission with an amazing garden where we can chill out for a couple of nights and then on the 28th we go to Cape MaClear, at the bottom of Lake Malawi for the New Years Party. Quite looking forward to it!

This is me bravely deflecting the water with my flip flop - see last weeks blog regarding the burst pipe! 

 

 

STATMAN

 

Rainfall – 6cm in 1 hour

Average size of a flying ant – 3cm

Cost of three Malawian exhaust technicians – 500 kwacha (80p)
 
Cost of rewelding and repair - 0 Kwacha

Size of crack in windscreen – 15cm and growing

Drink of choice on Sunday – Sherry and JC Le Roux – NICE!



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